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April192014

dudewhatthefuuu:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

truth

(Source: , via ai027)

April182014

euclase:

rockchester:

Sorry, I’m still stuck on that Gordon Ramsay as the Potions Master post.

"We’re going to use fresh, vibrant dragon toenails, locally grown and sustainable."

"You don’t add eye of newt to a room temperature cauldron, you ignorant shit."

"It’s fucking raw!"

This would go great with Bobby Singer, Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.

"Here, let me look it up in my How to Sweet-Talk Ukrainian Dragons manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one."

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

9PM

drkarayua:

frillious:

hotbitchgaga:

voodoojunkie:

"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance

Oh Gaga

but the merman texting on his conch

they’re both texting holy shit

(Source: mother-gaga, via the-fandoms-are-cool)

9PM

n-a-blue-box:

justrudeandginger:

sarriane:

master-of-duct-tape:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

steverogerswintersoldier:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

Bucky what are you….

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That is NOT how you fly a kite

See also 

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goddammit Bucky you take frisbee to seriously !

Captain America 2: Bucky takes recreational activities to the next level

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Tag! You’re it!

russian winter olympics 2014

SHOTGUN

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I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I LOVE THE WINTER SOLDIER FANDOM

(via zealouscorgi)

8PM

If we acknowledge each other’s wills and match our breathing, then without even any added force… he’ll move!

(Source: mazusu, via confusingplots)

8PM

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

8PM
“If a woman is swept off a ship into the water, the cry is ‘Man overboard!’ If she is killed by a hit-and-run driver, the charge is ‘manslaughter.’ If she is injured on the job, the coverage is ‘workmen’s compensation.’ But if she arrives at a threshold marked ‘Men Only,’ she knows the admonition is not intended to bar animals or plants or inanimate objects. It is meant for her.” Alma Graham
6PM

calenheniel:

What goes through my mind every time I watch this scene.

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

6PM

nenny89:

andromeda3116:

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

6PM

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

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